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It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they...
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All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
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That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of...
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When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
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The only thing that you can carry with you on your travels Is your...