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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
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No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
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Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their...
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When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
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It was a love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of...
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Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
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The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...