Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #5594
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Quote #19400
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is...
Quote #20370
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #2180
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
Quote #28676
What the mind of man can conceive and believe, It can achieve.
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #29819
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
Quote #12859
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Quote #10771
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...