Quote #3843
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
Quote #15504
I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married,...
Quote #29613
The proper function of man is to live – not to exist.
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #805
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time...
Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #12669
If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
Quote #15573
Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
Quote #34087
Oh, treacherous night thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief’s...