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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
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Jacoby I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth You like pain Try...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings...
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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
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See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...
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No love, no friendship Can cross the path of our destiny Without leaving some...
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If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.