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Necessity has no law.
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
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Of all the possessions of this life fame is the noblest; when the body...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next...
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Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
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Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like...
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My father said, ‘Politics asks the question Is it expedient Vanity asks Is it...
Quote #27652
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.