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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
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Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally distributed, for...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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It’s amazing what one can do when one doesn’t know what one can’t do.
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A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
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There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #18741
Believe in miracles but don’t depend on them.
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shores our bed and eats at our...
Quote #1342
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...