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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place...
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Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
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Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
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Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the surface of...
Quote #19099
Talk not of wasted affection affection never was wasted.