Quote #30548
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Quote #24455
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
Quote #29030
I believe much trouble and blood would be saved if we opened our hearts...
Quote #32008
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #26697
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #6781
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities...
Quote #3017
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.