Quote #29446
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #26647
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #6319
The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living...
Quote #9155
I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
Quote #34336
Chris says it’s all in the doing, but to tell you the truth, there’s...
Quote #18149
‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
Quote #29628
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Quote #15936
An inch of time cannot be bought with an inch of gold.