Quote #1123
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
Quote #18946
It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
Quote #49
God help those who do not help themselves.
Quote #33178
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish,...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #6714
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Quote #2908
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he...
Quote #5965
There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #13453
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...