Quote #33816
Now I know what a statesman is he’s a dead politician. We need more...
Quote #21994
Rusty You look down, they know you’re lying and up, they know you don’t...
Quote #11289
An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.
Quote #16801
Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
Quote #32107
Those who really deserve praise are the people who, while human enough to enjoy...
Quote #29758
The darkest hour has only 60 minutes.
Quote #19616
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #3801
A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at...