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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of...
Quote #22758
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...
Quote #28480
Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus...
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #20702
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
Quote #23014
Something we were withholding made us weak, until we found out it was ourselves.
Quote #13808
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.
Quote #13070
If the young only knew; if the old only could.
Quote #34911
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.