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For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having...
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I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat
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Being a man, ne’er ask the gods for a life set free from grief,...
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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
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We’re a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of...
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Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.