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The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
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Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
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Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about...
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By their own follies they perished, the fools.
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I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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We think very little of time present; we anticipate the future, as being too...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Don’t dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend...
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The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last…...