Quote #1565
We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
Quote #19484
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #31908
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
Quote #34481
You’ve got to be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they...
Quote #3966
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #31486
The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt a man to forget that he is...
Quote #15208
To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals
Quote #12089
It is a lesson never learned: Matters of state and the heart that start...