Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #13923
How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens...
Quote #10438
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as...
Quote #21695
The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways – I to...
Quote #28385
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #13909
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the...
Quote #25107
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Quote #18649
Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.)
Quote #14866
The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread,...