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Kiss the hand of him who can renounce what he has publicly taught, when...
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We only do well the things we like doing.
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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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It is noble to teach oneself, it is still nobler to teach others.
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
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Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.