Quote #5017
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Quote #18777
If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within...
Quote #1033
…adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #25956
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
Quote #23664
Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
Quote #24855
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation if there should be such a...
Quote #20721
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #31651
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....
Quote #14342
Beauty is a form of genius–is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no...