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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...
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Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
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Ae fond kiss, and then we severA farewell, and then foreverDeep in heart-wrung tears...
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Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold...
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If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it...
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There is that maketh himself rich, yet hath nothing there is that maketh himself...
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Most men would feel insulted if it were proposed to employ them in throwing...