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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man...
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The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
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Because I’m technologically able to find a like-minded person on the other side of...
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Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
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Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and...
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The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
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Fire is the test of gold adversity, of strong men.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.