Quote #15373
Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is...
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The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
Quote #21203
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #22069
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew...
Quote #10560
This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know...
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A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good...
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #23049
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
Quote #8557
Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
Quote #25242
I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid...