Quote #1868
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #29811
We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try...
Quote #2082
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
Quote #25653
I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said...
Quote #34844
Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
Quote #7462
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with...
Quote #3348
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.
Quote #7895
Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer...
Quote #18452
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...