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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
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How good bad music and bad reasons sound when one marches against an enemy!
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“Hello,” he lied.
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What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and...
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It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of...
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Reason means truth and those who are not governed by it take the chance...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do...