Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Quote #33007
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #10337
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Quote #32381
The man who said he never had a chance, never took a chance.
Quote #14324
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....
Quote #12561
Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys....
Quote #2625
The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.
Quote #19979
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.