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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife...
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There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
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Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.
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Oregano is the spice of life.
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The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and...
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We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices.
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...