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A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...
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Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
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The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.
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Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...
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It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire...
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Generosity with strings is not generosity It is a deal.
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A small rock holds back a great wave.
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A slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown.