Quote #26986
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Quote #12272
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
Quote #5225
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they...
Quote #22095
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Quote #7991
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Quote #8540
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Quote #19824
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #24895
To say yes, you have to sweat and roll up your sleeves and plunge...
Quote #18822
Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.