Quote #2058
A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists.
Quote #33353
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #2046
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...
Quote #26520
The three things most difficult are to keep a secret, to forget an injury,...
Quote #22731
The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence.
Quote #17143
The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true...
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #33270
It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there...
Quote #32437
Why learn at all if one day we will die and forget everything
Quote #298
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.