Quote #9612
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff...
Quote #21320
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
Quote #16590
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
Quote #9856
George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #513
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five- year-old men...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #17627
The first condition of immortality is death.
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #27879
For every romantic possiblity, no matter how robust, there exists at least one equal...