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Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers … Each one owes...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...
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What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything...
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People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a...
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Nothing in the world lasts Save eternal change.
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What a time experiences as evil, is usually an untimely echo of what was...