Quote #32775
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #5645
Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
Quote #4747
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #17796
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
Quote #20927
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #13276
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #22542
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
Quote #7205
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.