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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that...
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I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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While the fates permit, live happily; life speeds on with hurried step, and with...
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All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a...
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The reason the Mets have played so well at Shea this year is they...
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Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
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Would you please shut up and sit down!