Quote #30111
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #29497
Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can....
Quote #34906
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
Quote #1306
Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
Quote #1365
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth...
Quote #20217
It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.
Quote #22684
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4...
Quote #24958
Three things are necessary for the salvation of man to know what he ought...