Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #25433
I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
Quote #6284
Poetry often enters through the window of irrelevance.
Quote #17610
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #16814
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is...
Quote #4476
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #8558
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret...
Quote #5294
I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who...
Quote #32623
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.