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They say golf is not a contact sport. Not the way we play it.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
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That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
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Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
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Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
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Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #22785
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.