Quote #25196
You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
Quote #33861
Whenever I hear, ‘It can’t be done,’ I know I’m close to success.
Quote #33433
His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences...
Quote #17363
A man’s errors are what make him amiable.
Quote #32356
The difficulties we experience Always illuminate the lessons we need most.
Quote #2475
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #2610
The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted...
Quote #484
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
Quote #8144
Everyone dies. Not everyone really lives.