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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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I know three things will never be believed-the true, the probable, and the logical.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me...
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This is our purpose: to make as meaningful as possible this life that has...
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Love thy neighbor, but pull not down thy hedge.
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Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
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Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards — the things we live by...
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An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until...
Quote #30850
A man’s ruin lies in his tongue.