Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Quote #1457
What worries you masters you.
Quote #2007
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
Quote #24455
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
Quote #2799
Half of analysis is anal.
Quote #10581
If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
Quote #6692
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will...
Quote #15156
The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...