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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
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An idea is salvation by imagination.
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To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering...
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You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...
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My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
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Self-loving is not so vile a sin, my liege, as self-neglecting.
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If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.