Quote #2664
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one...
Quote #34074
We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the...
Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #13506
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #700
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
Quote #30905
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #22768
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #19255
A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.