Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #34088
Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...
Quote #21796
We are certainly getting ahead if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...
Quote #3499
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
Quote #34023
I am…blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin...
Quote #13418
No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom...
Quote #26465
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #26944
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
Quote #11665
the tragedy of life is not that we die, but is rather, what dies...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...