Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #10799
All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...
Quote #29132
The course of human history is determined, not by what happens in the skies,...
Quote #3730
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right,...
Quote #24847
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Quote #2167
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in...
Quote #31287
Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and...
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #13196
A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for...
Quote #26986
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.