Quote #11522
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing...
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I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #719
It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that...
Quote #11344
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Quote #30934
He who fears something gives it power over him.
Quote #32786
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #21551
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Quote #23809
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it,...
Quote #15423
Life is easier to take than you think; all that is necessary is to...