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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
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Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
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For one human being instinctively feels respect and love for another human being so...
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If rough be love with you, be rough with love.
Quote #13603
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
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You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your...
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It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if...
Quote #5546
We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us...