Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #21971
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
Quote #15221
It is impossible to make wisdom hereditary.
Quote #11749
One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.
Quote #22407
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #463
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a...
Quote #11502
Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins commited in...
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #2583
Do it big or stay in bed.