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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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I said I didn’t want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,...
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The gates of hell are open, night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
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Never stop learning knowledge doubles every fourteen months.
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No human thing is of serious importance.
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You must learn from your past mistakes, but not lean on your past successes.
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It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
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The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
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No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until...