Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #11685
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than...
Quote #10478
We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you...
Quote #13833
If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can...
Quote #34734
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #32113
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #2150
Vote early and vote often.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.