Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #5869
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done...
Quote #30923
A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
Quote #28395
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
Quote #5363
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #24753
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
Quote #7115
The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
Quote #19658
Time is money.
Quote #8410
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...