Quote #10182
The world isn?t interested in the storms you encountered, but whether or not you...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25825
Challenges make you discover things about yourself that you never really knew. They’re what...
Quote #11713
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! (said after capture of Saddam)
Quote #34389
To want to be what one can be is purpose in life.
Quote #14650
We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears.
Quote #3202
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
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There are always reasons for murdering a man. But there is no justification for...
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Wisdom is not a product of schooling, but of the life- long attempt to...
Quote #24420
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.